If Leighton Meester were younger, I’d actually vote her as a Piper McLean dream cast. Maybe that would make Piper McLean actually more likable!

(via magnificent-in-mcqueen-deactiva)

• My dad is too busy being a super movie star and doesn’t have time for me.
• My mom is Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty.
• I’m beautiful.
• I can convince people to do my bidding, but I don’t want to come off fake.
• I got scolded for stealing even though the salesman just gave me a BMW.
• I’m beautiful.
• Enceladus thinks I’d be too useful to outright kill me and gives me a choice.
• I’m wearing beautiful clothes, but I don’t want them.
• I’m beautiful.
• Jason fess up and be my boyfriend even though we’ve technically only known each other a few days/months, and our supposed past was just fake memories, while Jason and Reyna knew each other for years and have been together as complicated friends since forever.
• I was blessed by my mom at claiming and was beautiful no matter what I did.
• I’m beautiful.
• I have great hair, but I want to cut it uneven.
• I go to wonderful, expensive, boarding schools, but I want Dad’s attention, so I’m gunna mess it up.
• I’m beautiful.

I could go on and on. I can’t sympathize over her. I just can’t understand this girl.